Independence Day Special – Life in Norway as an American

Introduction (0:00 to 0:58)

  • Life in Norway as an American.
  • Nick Kamran’s Norway Story.
  • Recognition of donors, making this podcast possible.

Why Norway? (0:50 to 6:11)

  • The first thing everyone asks me, “Why Norway.”
    • There is a long and short answer to that question.
    • The short answer will be answered in this podcast.
    • The long answer is a book I am working on: “The Middle-Aged Man’s Guide to Divorcing in New York and Starting Over in Oslo.”
    • I’m on page 278 or 86,000 words but still have a long way to go.
    • The book is called, “A Middle-Aged Man’s Guide to Divorcing in New York and Starting Over in Oslo.”
  • Choosing between four countries:
    • Singapore,
    • Qatar,
    • Switzerland,
    • Norway – The Minnesota Connection.
  • Learning Norwegian on YouTube:
  • Karin the Norwegian Teacher:
  • The American accent in Oslo

The Journey (6:12 to 13:26)

  • The Leap of Faith.
  • First day in Norway.
  • Skilled job seeker visa process.
  • Working as a nanny at middle age.
  • Developing a routine to maximize the day.
    • Early Morning – Gym (Evo Fitness),
    • Late Morning – Job hunting,
    • Afternoon – Norwegian School and chores,
    • Evenings – babysitting and networking at the bars.
  • Getting the job!
    • It took exactly 3 months, 12, days and 10 hours,
    • 153 applications, 5 interviews, and 2 offers.
  • Courageous or Crazy: where is the line drawn?

Working in Norway (13:27 to 14:42)

  • Characteristics of Norwegian Corporations,
  • Various workplace scams I heard about or witnessed,
  • This is a topic of a podcast by itself.

Becoming Norwegian (14:43 to 17:42)

  • Permanent residency in Norway takes three years (refer to
  • Norwegian Permanent Residency (PR) requirements for skilled workers.
    • 250 classroom hours of Norwegian.
    • 50 hours of social studies and history.
    • Pass social studies and language examination.
  • Compare and contrast to the American process.
  • Talking to strangers in Norway and other social etiquettes.

Envy, Jealousy & the State (17:43 to 22:16)

  • two words American’s hear but really don’t understand until they get to Europe.
  • Personal information is public in Norway. There are several sites that tell the world where you live and even how much you make.

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  • The Truman Show, starring Jim Carey, analogy.
  • The state’s agenda to disable human spirit and character, keeping people in their place.
  • The tradeoff between government provided security and personal freedom.

The Language & Culture (22:17 – 31:20)

  • Norway vs. Minnesota comparison.
  • Norway’s official languages:
    • Bokmål Norwegian – most prevalent,
    • Nynorsk (New Norwegian),
    • Sami,
    • Kven.
  • Nynorsk vs. Ebonics analogy.
  • Native languages in Minnesota.
  • Advocating for English as a second official language. Although many Norwegian government sites are in English, it is not the entire site but rather just certain sections. These sites are good examples:
    • Innovation Norway,
    • The Business Registry.
  • The 50 Hours Norwegian Social Course, required for permanent residency.
    • Two-week course,
    • Interactions with other immigrants.
  • Characteristics of successful immigrants.
  • Overcoming cultural issues.

Wrap up (31:21 – 34:35)

  • Use the negatives to your advantage. Do what others won’t do and you will become successful.
  • The American advantage.
  • I am here to stay in Norway, seeing America from the outside looking in.
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